THE NARRATIVE OF TERRIBLE ROADS

Hop in your machine, folks! Because we're about to embark on a trip down some of the crappiest roads this world has ever seen. Brace yourselves for a jarring ride. These trails are so bad that even the tough will yell. Expect craters big enough to swallow a car, and bends so sharp they'll make your stomach churn. This ain't no paved highway, folks